Pisces (2/19 – 3/20)
You are happiest when you're helping someone else out — when it's your shoulder that's absorbing huge salty drops. Not that you like your friends to be sad, it's just that, when they are sad, you like to be the one who can make them happier. Have you considered a clown costume? Wednesday and Thursday are filled with riddles and puzzles — many of them of your own devising — and Friday is about the softer side of life (it's a day full of moisturizers). On Saturday, write someone a love letter, and on Sunday, enjoy some poetry. Or music. Or heck, even TV. Let yourself be entertained.
Aries (3/21 – 4/19)
The street signs you see on Monday and Tuesday all seem to be upside-down and, as much as you'd like to get a lot done, you can't even tell where you are. Don't be frustrated, just focus on other people. By Wednesday, street signs will be returned to normal, and a sense of order — as well as of possibility — will be restored. Thursday brings one adventure after another. Friday puts a few obstacles, in the form of small hills, in your path, but you actually find walking up and down these hills relaxing. The way the land undulates is beautiful. On Sunday, what's beautiful to you is someone else's smile.
Taurus (4/20 – 5/20)
Dreaming of the future consumes you on Monday and Tuesday — not just of flying saucers and teleportation technology, but also, for example, what you will look like in the future, what kind of job you'll have, who you'll be spending your life with. You might want to talk this stuff over with a friend. On Wednesday and Thursday, pacing is a primary theme — are you going too fast or not fast enough? — but Friday finds you content and longing for meaningful interaction. The future is suddenly not nearly as interesting to you as is the present. Shopping figures into your weekend.
Gemini (5/21 – 6/21)
On the one hand, you're frustrated about your career and dreaming of making a change. On the other hand, everything is too blurry on Monday and Tuesday to do anything about it. Communicate your feelings another day, when you'll be able to articulate them better. For example, on Wednesday when you're surrounded by friends who'd love to be asked for advice. Thursday is a great day too, but Friday and Saturday require the utmost focus on your part. You are able to do a million things at once, and that is a rare skill. A friendly exchange on Sunday makes you feel like a new balloon.
Cancer (6/22 – 7/22)
Go ahead and let the unknown surprise and delight you on Monday and Tuesday. Sometimes the best way to figure out who you are is to put yourself in new situations and see how you respond. No wonder philosophy is on your mind. Wednesday and Thursday are cerebral days as well, although they're also fairly emotional days; don't speak before thinking and don't take anything personally, if you can help it. Friday and Saturday are charmed — and you'll have the chance to charm others, probably in a dinner-party situation — and Sunday you're as busy as a bee.
Leo (7/23 – 8/22)
Sometimes pictures of products on the Internet can be deceiving. Do some more research — even more Internet research — before typing in your credit card number. Tuesday brings you more evidence that no amount of new gadgetry can solve certain problems, and Wednesday and Thursday are so full of learning you feel like you're in school again. Even the trees seem to have something to teach you. On Friday and Saturday your search for answers about your career comes up empty, but Sunday afternoon with friends puts everything in perspective.
Virgo (8/23 – 9/22)
The stacks of paper in your living room and bedroom are so daunting that you practically need a sailboat to get from this side of the room to that. Reorganizing your life on Monday and Tuesday brings you solace, but it also draws your attention to how much more disorganized other people are than you. Don't feel like you have to straighten up someone else's desk — let them be messy. Is it really that important? On Wednesday and Thursday you only want to devote energy to things that really matter. This weekend, what matters to you is compatibility. You and a friend have a date. Expect a deep conversation.
Libra (9/23 – 10/22)
You and you-know-who are almost a circus act at this point. You have incredible chemistry. Duality is a big theme Monday and Tuesday, and flexibility is key. Wednesday and Thursday are also decidedly relationship-oriented — not just romantic relationships, but also your one-on-one relationships at home, at work and at the gym. Friday is packed with beauty and wonders — and anxieties about a certain partnership that seems to be running afoul (life is like this, the good comes with the bad) — but Saturday is as harmonious as a duet and Sunday is sprightly.
Scorpio (10/23 – 11/21)
You and your friends are birds of a feather on Monday and Tuesday, and you're the front tip of the formation. You love making decisions about which electric wires to fly to next — you truly love the flock — but you also have goals that have nothing to do with the rest of your pals. When a conflict arises on Wednesday and Thursday, make a conscious effort to support someone else's plan. It may be something of a sacrifice for you, but it will also absolve you of responsibility. On Friday and Saturday, more compromise is required; but on Sunday you'll get to fly solo. Just stay out of trouble.
Sagittarius (11/22 – 12/21)
You're having trouble getting the engine to turn over on Monday. You have gas. You have the right keys. You're doing what you usually do, but you're not getting the results you usually get. How annoying! Tuesday will be like this, too. Don't sweat it. Wednesday and Thursday, the opposite will be true. The most impossible-seeming tasks are a snap. Crazy! Friday and Saturday, make sure the lines of communication are wide open and avail yourself to anyone who needs you. Then, on Sunday, shut off the phone. You deserve a break. You deserve a hammock!
Capricorn (12/22 – 1/19)
Maybe it's time to clear the sheets off the bed and create a play on your mattress. Bring in a lamp from the living room. String up some decorations. The more creative you are the first half of the week, the better. The second half of the week, your total lack of creative outlets stalls you. Your family needs you. Your boss needs you. Who doesn't need you? Friday and Saturday, an opportunity to whip out a box of crayons presents itself, and you nearly explode with happiness. Then, on Sunday, your creativity takes an intellectual turn.
Aquarius (1/20 – 2/18)
Your credit card is maxed and you can only find about fifteen cents between the couch cushions. Is this cause for a personal crisis? Of course not. So it's tuna sandwiches for you on Monday and Tuesday — no big deal. By Wednesday you'll have developed such a taste for tuna sandwiches (you'll have gotten it down to a technique, with capers and everything) that you won't mind. Thursday is full of advanced ideas and altruism, and Friday and Saturday are marked by huge leaps forward in your understanding of your family. Sunday is stuffed with love. Hotsy-totsy!
(Horoscopes taken from yahoo.com)